While the media and the “proles” (let’s see who gets that one) continue to melt with Obama’s every word, CNSNews.com decided to ask the question everyone’s avoiding: What in the holy heck is Obama gonna do if he takes office?
Allow me to answer in typical Obama fan-speak:
Like, oh my God, now I have hope! There will, like, be no homeless. And I heard he turned one loaf of bread into 5,000, like who does that?
He totally has my vote! Unless it rains on Nov. 4th, that’s a Tuesday, right? No, I get my hair done on Saturday, it has to last till the next Saturday. And is it one of those voting screens? No, I get my nails done too!
I do hope that homeless thing gets fixed though; they’re kinda smelly and stuff. Oh my God!!!!
