Dave Barry came up with an excellent idea for a Florida re-vote; text balloting. Hey, if we can vote for every other major important decision this way (how would we have American Idol without text voting?) then why can’t the dumbass great people of Florida decide their Democratic candidate the same way? The only flaw I see in the plan is that I’m not sure if those Jitterbug phones can text, but if they can we’re good to go.
This is also a badass article because Barry references Lewis Black, a badass comedian and The Root Of All Evil, his badass show.
