Entries from July 2008

July 31, 2008

The Looney Left’s Reaction To McCain’s “Celebrity” Ad

And here I thought the Left wanted Obama to be the biggest celebrity in the world. Michael Shaw over at HuffPo says with a straight face that the ad was a subliminal call for Obama’s assassination. The New Republic tries to float the idea that it’s quasi-Nazi propaganda. TPM thinks there’s some sort of deep sexual [...]

July 31, 2008

BREAKING NEWS! It’s Now OK To Make Fun Of Obama

I’m not exactly sure when or why ot happened, I’m just glad it did. The floodgates seem to have been opened today, and I have two gems for you guys. We’ll start with this Crissy Crocker spoof video, it’s NSFW due to language. Next up we have David Letterman taking shots at Barack, making a [...]

July 31, 2008

Barack Obama Is Sick And Tired Of The GOP Not Using Race-Based Attacks

It puts him in the awkward position of always having to inject race in himself.
“So what they’re going to try to do is make you scared of me. You know, he’s not patriotic enough. He’s got a funny name. You know, he doesn’t look like all those other Presidents on those dollar bills, you know. [...]

July 31, 2008

Edwards’ Love Child Now Has A Name

It’s a gal, and her name is Frances Quinn Hunter. The National Enquirer is also reporting that Edwards is funneling $15K a month through a friend to keep his mistress comfy (and quiet).
And The ENQUIRER is also exclusively revealing that Rielle’s baby is a girl named Frances Quinn Hunter and was born at Santa Barbara [...]

July 31, 2008

Obama Has The Solution To The Energy Crisis!

Put more air in your damn tires! And don’t forget to get your tune ups on a regular basis!

Wow. There are so many jokes I could make here, it’s hard to pick just one. There’s a hot air joke, a hoax joke, a demagogue joke…where to start? I think I’ll just [...]

July 31, 2008

Richardson Trying To Get Back In Good With The Clintons?

Or didthe Obamamessiah give him a hard shove gentle prod to hold fundraisers for Hillary in the name of unity?
Is Bill Richardson about to kiss and make up with the Clintons? It certainly looks that way.
The New Mexico governor announced Wednesday that he will host two fundraisers to help Sen. Hillary Clinton retire more than $20 [...]

July 31, 2008

Hillary To Speak At DNCC

This is going to be entertaining; Hillary is slated to speak on the second night of the DNC Convention, which conveniently happens to be the 88th anniversary of the ratification of the 19th Amendment. For those who aren’t up on their amendments, that’s the one that gave women the right to vote.
Symbolism aplenty at this year’s [...]

July 30, 2008

Wait…Did Obama Get Elected While I Wasn’t Looking

You know Obama is getting a little big for his britches when WaPo calls him out for acting like he’s already POTUS.
Barack Obama has long been his party’s presumptive nominee. Now he’s becoming its presumptuous nominee.
Fresh from his presidential-style world tour, during which foreign leaders and American generals lined up to show him affection, Obama [...]

July 30, 2008

Luda Better Be Packin’ His Bags…

….’cause he’s fixing to be residing under the Obama bus.

Hooray for unity! Hopeandchange! Woo!
Of course Team Obama has released a statement condeming the song.
Barack Obama’s campaign spokesman Bill Burton sends this statement to The Brody File
“As Barack Obama has said many, many times in the past, rap lyrics today too often [...]

July 30, 2008

Obama Is Like, Famous And Stuff

I don’t think Paris is going to like the insinuation that someone is more famous than her.

Who cares about Obama’s positions on important issues, he’s famous! 
PS – Dear God please tell me that we won’t be seeing any sex tapes or crotch shots from Obama.