August 14, 2008...7:03 am

Why The Hell Is The Looney Left Obsessed With Penis Lately?

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I swear, they see penis everywhere they look!

Meanwhile, McCain himself was sent out to pose in front of working oil rigs, to testify to his thirst for pulling more black gold from the earth. The message couldn’t be plainer: See that itty-bitty, little tire gauge? If you vote for Obama, that’s how big your penis is. If you vote for McCain, on the other hand, your penis is as big as this rig, thrusting its gigantic shaft in and out of the ground! Real men think keeping your tires inflated is for weenies.

You have to read that whole article, it goes on and on like that. When coupled with this phallic hallucination, I’m beginning to think Dem men are having penis envy issues.

H/T to Hot Air for this one. Maybe they should start a penis watch and keep track of every time someone on the Left mentions phallic symbols. It seems to be becoming a trend.

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