Well, I’ve found just the place for you. Because why shouldn’t you, the US citizen, get to bamboozle the government into buying some of your overvalued crap?
H/T Michelle Malkin
PS – Here’s my ishpile I’m peddling to the government. Some would argue that they already own these things, or that I have overvalued them, but there you go. Feel free to post links to your own ishpiles.